Me this morning when they said my heat and water heater is broken. #nycproblems #winter #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia #sweetdee
I’m getting cryogenically frozen so I never get wrinkles #trendsetter #ruinart #zermatt #nye #champagne (at Grand Hotel Zermatterhof)
INSANE. @adambrau next time? (at Blue Lounge)
Prepare for trouble, make it double #fauxhoneymoon #dryrun (at Newark Liberty International Airport)
Trying to con @adambrau into doing his Xmas shopping while I inconspicuously record it.